A priest, rabbit and a minister walk into a bar.
The barmaid asks the rabbit “What’ll ya have?”
The rabbit says ” I dunno, I’m only here because of autocorrect!”
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says “Is that stool taken?”
A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers, “Sir can I have five beers please.”
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Bartender says, ‘Sorry we don’t serve food here”.
