Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don’t look, I am about to change.
Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny
Q: What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?
A: “Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?”
Q. What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?
A. I can’t believe someone would stoop so low.
Q. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A. It’s ok, he woke up.
Q: What do you call a party with 100 midgets?
A: A little get together…
Q: What does “Jack The Ripper” and “Winnie The Poo” have in common?
A: The same middle name
